Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Oh, those wacky astronauts

So did you hear the one about the female astronaut who drove 900 miles in a diaper to pepper spray her romantic rival and decimate her illustrious career?

Man, you cannot make this shit up anymore. To say that Navy Capt. Lisa Marie Nowak's magical mystery tour is ridiculously tragic is like saying politicians are homely. Yet, the true nexus for blame and consternation should be NASA. I thought these “rocket scientists” were the gold standard for issuing psychological evaluations. Apparently someone didn’t see that Captain Nowak had some issues regarding affection and self-control - paging Dr. Bellows! I have to say the best line of the day was from an Orlando police sergeant “If you were just going to talk to someone, I don’t know that you would need a wig, a trench coat, an air cartridge BB gun and pepper spray,” Well Sergeant you’re just not thinking hard enough. Most stalkers know that those items are standard issue.

This proves the old Woody Allen equation of tragedy plus time equals comedy”.

1 comment:

Sharon said...

OMG-you couldn't make this shit up if you tried! Menopause can be so interesting (so they tell me)!