Monday, July 28, 2008

Hey Look, I'm Phoning It In! Ha!

Okay, so I haven't been updating this site frequently: sue me. I have a good reason though, this blog isn't getting mentioned on national television, this one is - check it.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Too Soon? apparently not anymore

Andrew 1: Knock knock.
New York: Who’s there?
Andrew 1: 9/11
New York: 9/11 who?
Andrew 1: You said you’d never forget.
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proving the old adage - tragedy plus time equals comedy


Friday, July 04, 2008

Hey Look! Another reason to celebrate the 4th!

The great polemicist Christopher Hitchens is quoted to have said on the death of Jerry Falwell, "If you gave Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbook." I would like to echo that sentiment for the late Jesse Helms. He was a small-minded monster bent of depriving a great deal of Americans their rights.

All I hope is Mapplethorpe got the memo and is on his way to give Helms the business end of his bullwhip.

Happy 4th of July

This should be the national anthem and never again heard sung by anyone else other than Ray Charles.

May you and your family have a happy and safe celebration of our country's independence.

Thursday, July 03, 2008