It was the first time in human history when the term "Get the f*ck out of here!?" was uttered by over 4 billion people. Never before had incredulity united the world. All as a result of the announcement last year that Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney, professional soft-core porn gold digger and uni-ped was going to compete in Dancing with the Stars.
Last night Heather and her partner Jonathan Roberts danced and I am, um, pleased to report, her prosthetic leg did not pop off. A YouTube spokesperson issued a statement this morning announcing it has brought online six additional video petabyte servers to handle the massive load of visitors anticipated when her leg does in fact, pop off on national television.
Stay tuned.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
It's why we go to air shows and NASCAR races
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OMG how stupid can people be?. Having read this earlier I happened to be listening to BBC Radio 1 and they were actually saying nutters in the UK are taking bets as to weather her prosthesis will pop off!
People-people.....get a life.
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