"Fin" de siecle=Pikku-Orava

There are some days when the term "What the F*ck!" just does not cut it. Today is one of those days.

Allow me to present Pikku Orava (Finnish for Little Squirrel) a singing/axe-banging CGI squirrel, that has has made Finland it's bitch. This 'shroom trip's first album, Uusi Seedee reached number one on the Finnish album charts and ended up going platinum (30,000 sales). Fine, we have Paris Hilton and Taylor Hicks cutting albums, but their sh*t doesn't sell; I'd like to say we have standards. Jeté on over to little Pikku's MySpace page and let it fire up the hit single "lick it up". Yes, that's right, I just told you that a Scandinavian CGI photo-realistic squirrel will be singing a song called "lick it up".

Here's some advice Finland: Let us and the Japanese do the pop-culture corrupting young minds thing. You guys, stick to cell phones.