Suhwheet Jeezus there be some justice in these parts!
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer is my new hero. This robe-wearing badass threw the book at the flaxen trollop hard. No furloughs, no community service, no house arrest, just hard jail time for 45 days starting June 5th. Suck it up princess, you're going to be sold to a 250lb crackwhore named Velma for cigarettes and diet Fresca.
Can you imagine the limo ride home where you know her mother had to practically sketch out the fact that daddy or her sycophant staff were not going to be able to get her out of this one? And if there's a successful appeal, so help me, there will be blood in the streets.
Friday, May 04, 2007
Hey look everyone! Karma still works!
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C'mon, you know she'll never do any real time. Besides, if she does, I gotta imagine the strange she'll get in prison will be twice as good as the taste of Rick Solomon's wang.
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