Happy Father's Day indeed

Alec Baldwin can thank his lucky stars he didn't get Hasselhoff's ex-wife and daughter. Apparently the old family intervention video inexplicably found it's way to the den of whores known as Entertainment Tonight. Theories are that the ex-wife is playing some major-league hardball on the custody front or his kid was looking for some extra shopping money. We're placing bets on the shopping money angle.
Taylor - Hasslehoff's Kid: "Hey dad, you're fresh off a divorce, fighting alcohol addiction and doing the Vegas knock-off of the Producers; smile for the camera while you're impersonating a skid-row wino."

Taylor puts down the video camera and picks up cell phone

Taylor - Hasslehoff's Kid: "Hi Entertainment Tonight, have I got some footage for you!"

Cerebral Itch Scratch Pad Exclusive
Thanks to the intrepid Cerebral Itch Scratch Pad reporter, Commodore Jukebox, we have received exclusive video from an earlier Hasselhoff bender.