Monday, January 21, 2008

Rudy Giuliani: betcha by Super Tuesday he's got plugs and pec implants

We say, "what good are blogs if you can't spread unsubstantiated rumors and perpetuate heresay?"; but the political editorial staff here at Cerebral Itch really believe they're on to something: Rudy's had work done while in Florida!

Yesterday morning, Former New York mayor and philanderer, Rudy Giuliani appeared on This Week with George Stephanopoulos trying desperately to dispel the informed consensus that his campaign is in the crapper and that Super Duper Tuesday is going to be a super duper nail in his super duper coffin. But all while doing that, we were all drawn to the fact that Rudy's eyes looked a little too radiant. Fact: you do not get up on a Sunday morning for an 8am east coast remote live feed and have flawless eyes; especially when you're 63, a weathered political hack and cancer survivor. So we're on record saying Rudy's had an eye lift. I suppose kudos should be given to the fact that he didn't use Burt Reynolds doctor.

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