I could use a drink right about now

Apologies to the readers of the Cerebral Itch Scratch Pad for the irregular posting schedule you've been subjected to for the past couple of weeks.

They say confession is good for the soul, so allow me to be good to my soul. The reason for the less-than-stellar performance has been due to the disproportionate allocation of resources towards assisting in the Alberto Gonzales defense and getting over the grief of not being the father of Dannielyn. I know we'll be back on track soon, because despite the above somber notes; the world glistens with nothing but happiness and brotherhood.