The ADVOCATE says Cerebral Itch is The Best

Our little "Thank You - that was one hell of an orgy" card was featured in December's The Advocate.

VCT EXCLUSIVE:Source of Gregory Leak Revealed

According to an article in The Huffington Post, hackles are up on several executives over at NBC due to the leak surrounding David Gregory's ascension to the Meet The Press throne. What was most disturbing about this article was the scurrilous accusation that Chuck Todd was in some way responsible for this leak.

The staff at Viva Chuck Todd found this libelous salvo beyond the pale of belief and responded accordingly by mobilizing the entire editorial staff late last night to get to the bottom of who exactly is responsible for the leak and hopefully inoculate The Chuck from any further blame. Findings as of this morning were both shocking and disturbing.

According to VCT reporting, it appears that not one, but several people were responsible for the Gregory leak. One of the most surprising aspects of this story is that the leak came not from the news division, but from the entertainment division. Their apparent motive was a complete takeover of the news division paving the way for a revamp where a variety/game-show format would be pursued. According to multiple anonymous sources, the leader of this group was germ-phobe and host of NBC's Deal or No Deal, Howie Mandel. Sources tell us that Mandel has always had an eye on the Sunday morning news show as an excellent vehicle to parlay the success of Deal or No Deal.

The Viva Chuck Todd editorial offices have also come into possession of Mandel's notes where he sketched out changing the Meet The Press set to resemble the Deal or No Deal set where political newsmakers would sit before the 26 terraced briefcase girls and be directed to get their questions by calling on a scantily-clad model one at a time who would then open the case and read the guest a probing well-researched news question or in some cases a light-hearted general interest question submitted by a viewer. The Mandel notes also revealed that back-channel arrangements had already been made to have former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton be the first guest of the new show along with a whole new round table discussion group consisting of Ben Affleck, Star Jones, Ann Coulter and The Obama Girl. There was also to be a closing musical number planned for each show performed by cross-dressing manazon RuPaul. A musician who had been hired for show's band revealed that the first number was to be a take-off on the RuPaul hit Supermodel where the main chorus lyric "you better work!" was to be aimed towards the incoming Obama administration.

Where David Gregory fits into all of this is still unclear, but the same musician who revealed the first closing number told Viva Chuck Todd that Gregory would of most likely been retained after the "coup" for his dancing and comedic talents. Over the years, Gregory has displayed an uncanny flair for R&B interpretive dance and impersonations.

While Mandel was the front man for this cadre, the true puppet master was acclaimed West Wing creator, Aaron Sorkin. Sorkin apparently was still harboring ill will towards NBC for the cancellation of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and felt that this remaking of Meet The Press would be the right formula of news and entertainment he failed to capture with Studio 60. As of this morning, representatives for Mr. Sorkin were refusing comment and directed VCT inquiries to their legal counsel.

Shortly before press time, NBC released a statement saying that this Sunday's installation of Gregory as the new host of Meet The Press will go ahead as planned. No decisions have been made as to whether charges will be filed against Sorkin and Mandel.

Crap! I now find this cute

Once you have a kid - you're brainwashed, face it.

Uncle Keith knocks it out of the park again on Prop 8

Say what you will about this man; I don't think O'Reilly is given to such humanity.

Waking up from a bad dream

please vote and know hope.

The Powell Endorsement: The Sequel

Even more damning than his appearance on Meet the Press.

Looking Presidential: Compare and Contrast

I'm just saying.

Oh, if silly faces ruled the world...wait a minute.

We're not even going to bother with a poll - but we've got new presidential debate e-cards!

We threw together some more e-cards based on the more memorable lines of tonight's debate. Enjoy (they're free).

Um, Senator...You just said "prisoners"

Okay, Joe Biden is everyone's favorite gaffe-machine, but say what you will, Biden knows how to laugh it off. This poor fellow just looks like his faculties are making a break for it.

Okay, so who won the 2nd Presidential Debate?

For the sheer academic exercise, we're putting up this poll; despite knowing how most of you are going to vote on this one. Oh, with that said, we created a brand new e-card in honor of tonight's shining moment - check it out

NEW DESIGN ADDED!

New items added to the SARAH PALIN WTF SUPERSTORE

The Gladys Wood Elementary School Drop Out line.

Hey, if she mentions it on national television, it's fair game

Sarah Palin: the conservative literatti ain't cuttin' her any slack

Golda Meir
Margaret Thatcher
Benazir Bhutto
Indira Ghandi
Condoleza Rice and Hillary Clinton for that matter...

Would they wink repeatedly, hide behind handlers and say "betcha"?

The smart money is on "no".

Cerebral Itch featured on KNSD7/39 San Diego NBC

Well, somehow we got on TV again talking about Cerebral Itch. This time it was the fine folks over at NBC 7/39 who showed us the early A.M. love. Kacky did a great job but Paul has been admitted to the local hospital to get the stick removed from his ass.

Well? Who won?

The results are in and apparently you through the pageant queen razzle-dazzle of Governor Palin and gave the night to Senator Biden.

Forget who he's talking about, focus on what he's talking about - inspiring