tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-214471002024-02-03T05:46:45.578-08:00The Cerebral Itch Blogcentralized repository for the crap in my head that won't fit on a cardCerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.comBlogger379125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-4809168686380077892012-02-20T16:47:00.000-08:002012-02-20T16:47:28.193-08:00Dr. Itch assists the GOP in sourcing a viable candidate.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga4NvIHFhtRqau9oyoF_XA8rNjopGSopCcuVPjshA4krlE-L0JcmKUQbJr2PW38hKNBK5a1bxlacpG8eA2EnA8yPmJPFe3QSp1yyCIZwN1Wf11DCPhzQHJcCIDWqmBz-6x8jqB/s1600/DrItch_QMC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga4NvIHFhtRqau9oyoF_XA8rNjopGSopCcuVPjshA4krlE-L0JcmKUQbJr2PW38hKNBK5a1bxlacpG8eA2EnA8yPmJPFe3QSp1yyCIZwN1Wf11DCPhzQHJcCIDWqmBz-6x8jqB/s1600/DrItch_QMC.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small; line-height: 20px;">click panel to see entire strip</span></div>Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-56191438374282246852012-02-18T09:47:00.000-08:002012-02-18T09:48:25.590-08:00Dr. Itch helps you decide if Rick Santorum is the candidate for you<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB8FDWA9WJRACVrSrDUNO19U6nsY65sdXNZJQ9cOCCKIg-qDw5n9QpTbt_DvhbQYkDv15b0pASmQSkRfqECnyr4TxuR6_iTLVZbm9l2G2Mz3Y_M9fbRi0XhNNkwySroSF38QRD/s1600/DrItch_Santorum.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="196" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB8FDWA9WJRACVrSrDUNO19U6nsY65sdXNZJQ9cOCCKIg-qDw5n9QpTbt_DvhbQYkDv15b0pASmQSkRfqECnyr4TxuR6_iTLVZbm9l2G2Mz3Y_M9fbRi0XhNNkwySroSF38QRD/s640/DrItch_Santorum.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small; line-height: 20px;">click panel to see entire strip</span></div>Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-60024867101247716652012-02-17T05:31:00.000-08:002012-02-17T05:58:52.225-08:00Dr. Itch on dealing with idiots<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqe7VgfQHMSHc9ygXOqBSuw9KuTtyvT5WR0C0uVUKWOkPmKA34mNj3sqKmATelvZjgdxtn0pYPE4vswX3_1Gl7DUnAREpf0S1CQ9syGerdpjXjnS-l6I8ZmBtHa6kiqSlvUg2G/s1600/DrItch_Kepler22.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="612" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqe7VgfQHMSHc9ygXOqBSuw9KuTtyvT5WR0C0uVUKWOkPmKA34mNj3sqKmATelvZjgdxtn0pYPE4vswX3_1Gl7DUnAREpf0S1CQ9syGerdpjXjnS-l6I8ZmBtHa6kiqSlvUg2G/s640/DrItch_Kepler22.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small; line-height: 20px;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">There's some stuff we need to clear up. Wait till you see the card about Jesus next year.</div>Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-88265383844181530442011-12-23T08:17:00.000-08:002011-12-23T08:18:35.574-08:00Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards for you cheap procrastinating bastards<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFD9pEoBq5ZmiLXuuCoJc0oaghVj8qprNlrMdncdzunc94eM8ywgekFf0Au0GnJSa17sCOd3yosxUeUEDh89ChZmPCz5TVtQ3bcwwBVbZogAXpTVlYhry60C3r7WXN8ECrBuJ/s320/xmas125e.jpg" width="227" /></div><br />
Just one of the many hilarious offerings we cooked up that have nothing to do with goodwill, Christian teachings or the promise of new beginnings. Yes Virginia, there are those who are as bitter as you.<br />
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Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards can be found <a href="http://ecards.cerebralitch.com/cards/holiday">here</a>.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-68158191458212448382011-12-18T07:58:00.000-08:002011-12-21T12:51:48.137-08:00Christmas tunes giving the gift of depression<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tEm4lyuQDIw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tEm4lyuQDIw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br />
Okay, for sheer yule pathos it's hard to deny this little chestnut a place on your mantle of Christmas depression: Judy Garland singing "After the Holidays" on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Watching this force of nature near her booze-soaked end pleading to an imaginary lover who's about to bolt is a bummer on so many levels. The weepy piano tinkling at 1:58 with Judy mock reflecting on Christmases past make this the perfect viewing companion to your fourth straight-up glass of Christmas cheer in an empty room poorly illuminated by a dehydrated tree covered in lights you got at WalMart.<br />
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I'm just saying.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-51509100910273974382011-11-22T11:18:00.000-08:002011-12-21T08:15:30.126-08:00CEREBRAL ITCH INVESTIGATION EXCLUSIVE: Super-Villain Magneto runs for President!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4Zw9lR7AJf2TxydnuRoOPYKG41rr8oX3b67C7z3hqvguEIrNcgYzaynqW8AQSzeljsCJobYKtfofhXosItrp52ZUkEGcZoE9UJKWAnQXSRcUiumzwlj4LKZRxwFiE42su20Q5/s1600-h/ronPaul_magneto.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078957038328090770" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4Zw9lR7AJf2TxydnuRoOPYKG41rr8oX3b67C7z3hqvguEIrNcgYzaynqW8AQSzeljsCJobYKtfofhXosItrp52ZUkEGcZoE9UJKWAnQXSRcUiumzwlj4LKZRxwFiE42su20Q5/s400/ronPaul_magneto.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a>Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-1128620708648707962010-04-11T22:54:00.000-07:002010-04-11T22:55:58.577-07:00Pixar intro gone so, so very wrong<object data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1921845&fullscreen=1" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1921845&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1921845&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="640" height="360" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;">We find <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1921845">this</a> very funny. If you don't...go away. </div></div>Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-85799293731527285102010-04-08T11:14:00.000-07:002010-04-08T11:16:15.011-07:00"Tesla was the electric Jesus"Drunk history with Duncan Trussel<object height="360" width="580"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RSpi8GwDZfY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RSpi8GwDZfY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"></embed></object><br />
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There are creative people and then there are CREATIVE people who employ their friends, a camera, some serious production support and get shitfaced in order to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSpi8GwDZfY&feature=player_embedded">bring history alive</a>. EnjoyCerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-54694678684429611752010-04-06T15:27:00.000-07:002010-04-06T15:29:21.713-07:00Old Spice commercial montage with Terry Crews<object data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1931903&fullscreen=1" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1931903&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1931903&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="360" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br />
<div style="padding: 5px 0pt; text-align: left; width: 480px;">This stuff is genius. The only thing we recommend is that you crank your volume all the way up. It's a little hard to hear the audio on these.</div>Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-60767577083477920232010-04-03T16:01:00.000-07:002010-04-04T21:24:44.036-07:00Free iPad e-cards from Cerebral Itch<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://ecards.cerebralitch.com/cards/ipad"><img border="0" height="372" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6zNfvz5n3jwBf_nfu35zSynpn9YUPxUSXr8EkLYtCJmqakq1nn9SPujpAWOaLhQvVangeR4K4bOVsibRfnxqtugxt3Onau-ILpiciy0KRkbjSof1bRG6vzHlmvS_8fn__Ocvs/s400/blog_art.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>So instead of shooting up an Apple store because were a trifle bitter about not having our own iPad to play with today, we decided to play with ourselves...wait...um...what we meant is that we designed <a href="http://ecards.cerebralitch.com/cards/ipad">nine new hilarious e-cards all about the iPad</a>. And for all you iPad haters out there, these cards are decidedly pro-iPad. So take your shitty netbooks and go back to your room and wait for the Chrome tablet or better yet, that Windows thing.<br />
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I know it's been around a while, but damn it, it's genius.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-6270023115714750612010-03-20T10:23:00.000-07:002010-03-20T10:25:12.824-07:00Books on paper? fehTake time to watch <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Weq_sHxghcg">this clever presentation</a> about the demise of publishing.<br />
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Remember, people of a certain time also thought talkies were going to ruin silent "cinema" and television was going to kill all preceding media. It's all about change and making information more robust. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdExukJVUGI">Check it</a>:<br />
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Sweet Jesus - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJHcyGS9tkI">this</a> is going to be good.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-68202722003072515962010-03-08T09:15:00.000-08:002010-03-08T09:15:19.981-08:00The best Oscar acceptance speech ever.OSCARS 2010 Original Score Acceptance Speech by Michael Giacchino<embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="config=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundtrackfans.ning.com%2Fvideo%2Fvideo%2FshowPlayerConfig%3Fid%3D2350108%253AVideo%253A19715%26ck%3D-&video_smoothing=on&autoplay=off&isEmbedCode=1" height="259" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" scale="noscale" src="http://static.ning.com/socialnetworkmain/widgets/video/flvplayer/flvplayer.swf?v=201003021100" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="456" wmode="opaque"></embed> <br />
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I've been a big fan of this man's work (most notably his work on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Incredibles-Score-Michael-Giacchino/dp/B00065JTC4"><i>The Incredibles</i></a>) and now I am a fan of the man himself. <a href="http://soundtrackfans.ning.com/video/oscars-2010-original-score">His speech last night</a> was not only one of humility and class, but one that celebrated his parents and most importantly, a child's creative spirit.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-49249996410879561322010-03-05T13:26:00.000-08:002010-03-05T13:26:33.793-08:00You know iTunes sucks when you can't find sweet cuts like this one<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oavMtUWDBTM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oavMtUWDBTM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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Seriously, fire this up and drink in the fact these people have nuclear weapons.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-67771407684929368232010-01-18T18:04:00.000-08:002010-01-18T18:05:56.010-08:00The Cerebral Itch Valentine's Day iPhone app is now on Sale<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij3ooIKCejdYYlGy5Wr6GT6JCgtdHcjqfHlTsnGCoEAjcxvQ1_jGX4O01j-7HFfcCNbCOexkxJSFZ0jfnKYPBmcksCqdnIujbxrFeYkmHIEg95jhnsJA99ynZYTy_yXmKuxgT8/s1600-h/VD_app.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij3ooIKCejdYYlGy5Wr6GT6JCgtdHcjqfHlTsnGCoEAjcxvQ1_jGX4O01j-7HFfcCNbCOexkxJSFZ0jfnKYPBmcksCqdnIujbxrFeYkmHIEg95jhnsJA99ynZYTy_yXmKuxgT8/s400/VD_app.gif" /></a><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So we're really getting the hang of this app making thing. So much so, we just launched our latest e-card app for Valentine's Day. There are 28 cards to choose from and divided up amongst two themes: Single & Bitter and In Love & Delusional. Straight or gay, happy or sad you're bound to find a few e-cards that will make this sham of a holiday a bit more enjoyable.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Far be it from us to rest on our laurels; plus, far be it from us to not create some more yuletide hilarity while blasted on a little Christmas cheer. And don't worry, we're not stopping with <a href="http://ecards.cerebralitch.com/cards/snide_ass_remark/xmas115">polyorchidism-saddled elves</a>, <a href="http://ecards.cerebralitch.com/cards/snide_ass_remark/xmas116">Santa ass-slapping</a> and <a href="http://ecards.cerebralitch.com/cards/snide_ass_remark/xmas117">boobies</a>. Oh no, we're just getting warmed up for the season.<br />
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Interstellar debris could really spruce the place up; I'm just sayin'.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-49652504673602566312009-11-21T00:00:00.001-08:002009-11-21T00:01:31.342-08:00"We got hosed"<object data="http://www.babelgum.com/embed/4012129" height="220" id="bbg_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="370"> <param name="movie"
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The most factual (and hysterical) historical re-enactment of Thanksgiving you're ever going to see; courtesy of our unwitting youth.<br />
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Jesus, those pre-colonial crackers were bastards.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-19391693206416861782009-10-08T22:12:00.000-07:002009-10-08T22:12:59.780-07:00Polanksi - Chris Hansen Mash Up - God bless the Internets<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E41XkUXg2a0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E41XkUXg2a0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
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Man, that little weasel is so screwed.Cerebral Itchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18323737379077100699noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21447100.post-21310504535935395622009-10-03T21:22:00.000-07:002009-10-03T21:39:14.877-07:00Who knew it was this easy to tighten your vagina<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><br />
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Well, there was this one that said "unleash your true sexual being". I'm thinking "what the hell - The wife's got a cold, it's Saturday night, I'll double down on that" and bingo! I hit the comedy jackpot.</span></span><br />
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</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Personally, I think this kind of witchcraft is detestable. And girls, if truth be told, men think of vaginas like landings. Any one you can walk away from is a good one. Actually, if you can't walk away from the former, even better.</span></span><br />
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