Crap! I now find this cute

Once you have a kid - you're brainwashed, face it.

Uncle Keith knocks it out of the park again on Prop 8

Say what you will about this man; I don't think O'Reilly is given to such humanity.

Waking up from a bad dream

please vote and know hope.

The Powell Endorsement: The Sequel

Even more damning than his appearance on Meet the Press.

Looking Presidential: Compare and Contrast

I'm just saying.

Oh, if silly faces ruled the world...wait a minute.

We're not even going to bother with a poll - but we've got new presidential debate e-cards!

We threw together some more e-cards based on the more memorable lines of tonight's debate. Enjoy (they're free).

Um, Senator...You just said "prisoners"

Okay, Joe Biden is everyone's favorite gaffe-machine, but say what you will, Biden knows how to laugh it off. This poor fellow just looks like his faculties are making a break for it.

Okay, so who won the 2nd Presidential Debate?

For the sheer academic exercise, we're putting up this poll; despite knowing how most of you are going to vote on this one. Oh, with that said, we created a brand new e-card in honor of tonight's shining moment - check it out

NEW DESIGN ADDED!

New items added to the SARAH PALIN WTF SUPERSTORE

The Gladys Wood Elementary School Drop Out line.

Hey, if she mentions it on national television, it's fair game

Sarah Palin: the conservative literatti ain't cuttin' her any slack

Golda Meir
Margaret Thatcher
Benazir Bhutto
Indira Ghandi
Condoleza Rice and Hillary Clinton for that matter...

Would they wink repeatedly, hide behind handlers and say "betcha"?

The smart money is on "no".

Cerebral Itch featured on KNSD7/39 San Diego NBC

Well, somehow we got on TV again talking about Cerebral Itch. This time it was the fine folks over at NBC 7/39 who showed us the early A.M. love. Kacky did a great job but Paul has been admitted to the local hospital to get the stick removed from his ass.

Well? Who won?

The results are in and apparently you through the pageant queen razzle-dazzle of Governor Palin and gave the night to Senator Biden.

Forget who he's talking about, focus on what he's talking about - inspiring

You better use another lifeline

This idiot couldn't pass a citizenship test.

Sarah Palin:The avoidable gamble

"Life is full of unavoidable gambles - this surely was an avoidable gamble".

That quote was from one of our favorite men of letters: conservative columnist, George Will, summing up a conversation about Sarah Palin. The video clip is from "The Green Room" segment which follows the round table group after the taping of This Week with George Stephanopoulos. Quite a group was assembled this morning, George Will, Newt Gingrich, Steven Pearlstein and Robert Reich who all spoke to the bailout, the first debate and Palin. Watch it, it's worth seeing Gingrich pathetically defend Palin and then get laughed at. Is it me or is Gingrich looking more and more like Benny Hill these days?

And Speaking of Palin, we just launched The Sarah Palin Superstore complete with your favorite Cerebral Itch Sarah Palin e-card humor now plastered on t-shirts, mugs, etc. - get over there and buy something before that walking punchline is kicked off the ticket.