Damn! That's what I get for betting the longshot

Look, only Anna Nicole is more tired of this story than we are and she's dead. We all knew Larry was the father; but damn it, how badly did we want Zsa Zsa's crazy half-ass faux prince to be the papa. If you listen closely, you can hear Entertainment Tonight producers throwing themselves out their windows because this saga just took a hard right turn into snooze-ville. Ooh wait, there is the fight for the old man's money. Scratch that, I'm popping the popcorn now.