Send Larry a card - he's having a rough day

Because we care here at Cerebral Itch, we have discounted the price on both the HOMO and FRAUD intervention cards in honor of today's announcement that the senior Republican senator from Idaho, Larry Craig will be retiring. We can only assume that this is a tough time for Senator Craig and he needs all of our support in helping him recognize what he'll be remembered for in the anals, I mean annals of history. So for only $1.00 each you can reach out, under or around and send Senator Craig the very best.

(Former) US Senator Larry Craig
225 North 9th Street, Suite 530
Boise, Idaho 83702

We can also send the card for you anonymously for $6.95 plus shipping and handling. Click here for more details.

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sending Ann Coulter a BIG TRANNY Intervention Card!
Special Offer: Buy any Cerebral Itch greeting card and write "Ann Coulter is a Big Tranny" in the "special instructions" box at checkout and we'll send her our BIG TRANNY card in your honor.

What got Ann this illustrious honor? Oh, the crazy right-wing hag let another chestnut fly at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington, D.C. - Anne said:

“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot–so….’"

Don't believe me? Click here to watch the video of her once again, verbally soiling herself.

If you want to do the dirty work yourself,
here's the poisonous harpie's address:
Ann Coulter
c/o Random House-Publicity
1745 Broadway
New York, NY 10019