There's some stuff we need to clear up. Wait till you see the card about Jesus next year.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards for you cheap procrastinating bastards
Just one of the many hilarious offerings we cooked up that have nothing to do with goodwill, Christian teachings or the promise of new beginnings. Yes Virginia, there are those who are as bitter as you.
Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards can be found here.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Christmas tunes giving the gift of depression
Okay, for sheer yule pathos it's hard to deny this little chestnut a place on your mantle of Christmas depression: Judy Garland singing "After the Holidays" on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Watching this force of nature near her booze-soaked end pleading to an imaginary lover who's about to bolt is a bummer on so many levels. The weepy piano tinkling at 1:58 with Judy mock reflecting on Christmases past make this the perfect viewing companion to your fourth straight-up glass of Christmas cheer in an empty room poorly illuminated by a dehydrated tree covered in lights you got at WalMart.
I'm just saying.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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