Okay, so I haven't been updating this site frequently: sue me. I have a good reason though, this blog isn't getting mentioned on national television, this one is - check it.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Hey Look, I'm Phoning It In! Ha!
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Too Soon? apparently not anymore
Andrew 1: Knock knock.
New York: Who’s there?
Andrew 1: 9/11
New York: 9/11 who?
Andrew 1: You said you’d never forget.
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proving the old adage - tragedy plus time equals comedy
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Friday, July 04, 2008
Hey Look! Another reason to celebrate the 4th!
The great polemicist Christopher Hitchens is quoted to have said on the death of Jerry Falwell, "If you gave Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbook." I would like to echo that sentiment for the late Jesse Helms. He was a small-minded monster bent of depriving a great deal of Americans their rights.
All I hope is Mapplethorpe got the memo and is on his way to give Helms the business end of his bullwhip.
Happy 4th of July
This should be the national anthem and never again heard sung by anyone else other than Ray Charles.
May you and your family have a happy and safe celebration of our country's independence.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
It'd be more funny if it wasn't so f'ing true.
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