Dr. Itch assists the GOP in sourcing a viable candidate.

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Dr. Itch helps you decide if Rick Santorum is the candidate for you

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Dr. Itch on dealing with idiots

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Dr. Itch Proves There Is No God

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The Debut of Dr. Itch Presents...

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Some Christmas Science from Cerebral Itch

There's some stuff we need to clear up.  Wait till you see the card about Jesus next year.

Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards for you cheap procrastinating bastards

Just one of the many hilarious offerings we cooked up that have nothing to do with goodwill, Christian teachings or the promise of new beginnings. Yes Virginia, there are those who are as bitter as you.

Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards can be found here.

Christmas tunes giving the gift of depression

Okay, for sheer yule pathos it's hard to deny this little chestnut a place on your mantle of Christmas depression: Judy Garland singing "After the Holidays" on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Watching this force of nature near her booze-soaked end pleading to an imaginary lover who's about to bolt is a bummer on so many levels. The weepy piano tinkling at 1:58 with Judy mock reflecting on Christmases past make this the perfect viewing companion to your fourth straight-up glass of Christmas cheer in an empty room poorly illuminated by a dehydrated tree covered in lights you got at WalMart.


I'm just saying.

CEREBRAL ITCH INVESTIGATION EXCLUSIVE: Super-Villain Magneto runs for President!

Pixar intro gone so, so very wrong

We find this very funny. If you don't...go away.

"Tesla was the electric Jesus"Drunk history with Duncan Trussel

There are creative people and then there are CREATIVE people who employ their friends, a camera, some serious production support and get shitfaced in order to bring history alive. Enjoy

Old Spice commercial montage with Terry Crews

This stuff is genius. The only thing we recommend is that you crank your volume all the way up. It's a little hard to hear the audio on these.

Free iPad e-cards from Cerebral Itch

So instead of shooting up an Apple store because were a trifle bitter about not having our own iPad to play with today, we decided to play with ourselves...wait...um...what we meant is that we designed nine new hilarious e-cards all about the iPad. And for all you iPad haters out there, these cards are decidedly pro-iPad. So take your shitty netbooks and go back to your room and wait for the Chrome tablet or better yet, that Windows thing.

If Saul Bass did the Star Wars Credits

I know it's been around a while, but damn it, it's genius.