Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards for you cheap procrastinating bastards

Just one of the many hilarious offerings we cooked up that have nothing to do with goodwill, Christian teachings or the promise of new beginnings. Yes Virginia, there are those who are as bitter as you.

Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards can be found here.

Cerebral Itch now makes "Bitter" e-cards - Yeah, we know, "what a stretch"

 

One recession-soaked morning we had finally had enough. And, instead of shooting up a public gathering place we decided to channel our angst into the well-worn medium of e-cards. There's 12 of them and frankly they're hilarious if you like jokes about suicide, Jesus, barricaded snipers and Obama's innate ability to piss away a senate majority. Okay, we've said too much; just go check them out here.