Cerebral Itch now makes t-shirts - recognize!

So this is what has been sucking us dry for the past couple of weeks; goddamn t-shirts. Yeah, after constant harassment we got off our asses and made some t-shirts.

So here's the deal, we've got 12 great designs on some amazingly soft high quality spun cotton tailored t-shirts; you'll get none of that beefy-t crap from us. For those of you who care, they're made in the good ol' US of A and if, and I mean if, we used kids to make the shirts, we have the "proper documentation" in the form of bundled non-consecutive $20 bills and each kid is wearing a fake moustache to make them look older. With that said, behold the fruit of their labors.

Oh, and buy three of them and shipping will only be a buck; sweet deal by any account. Now go buy some.

The Cerebral Itch T-Shirt Designs!

WATCH, VOTE & WEAR!
Be heard, affect the marketplace, tell us we're full of crap!

The above nifty slide show will display all 14 of our new designs (click here to see them larger). Once you've viewed them all, VOTE for your favorites using the polling station below. If you have any other comments or questions, go ahead and email us. We're really reaching out to you, please don't make us feel more alone than we already do.

T-shirts go on sale at cerebralitch.com and select U.S. stores June 15th.