Cerebral Itch Valentine's Day Card and Wine Label Sale

In honor of romance in a crappy economy, we went and dropped the price of our Valentine's Day greeting cards and wine labels to $2.95 each (down from tree fiddy). There's stuff for lovers, for singles and downright bitter people who think this holiday is a joke (and those are the ones that get invited to Cerebral Itch functions).

And we know we've said this before, but if this isn't some of the best schwag we've ever created then we just aren't the sexy funny mofos we think we are.

The Chicago Tribune picked our wine labels for their holiday entertaining guide

And yet again, we're referred to as "snarky".