A Call for Matyrs

Cerebral Itch is calling out to all fellow smart-asses to enter this contest. Can you freakin' imagine if one of us won this contest and got a chance to sit down with the lamest beard since Renate Blauel and chew the fat so to speak.

C'mon people, accept this challenge so we can all vicariously ride this train-wreck if the gods smile and one of us actually wins this.