"I may be carrying a drug resistant form of TB, but look at what I'm carrying right here boys"

So forgetting about the apparent lapses in homeland protection and the complete breakdown of a centralized database that works in concert to warn the proper authorities of individuals who are a biohazard; the editorial staff of the Cerebral Itch Scratch Pad would like to raise the following tertiary point: If you are so stupid as to not be paralyzed with fear when a doctor tells you you have tuberculosis, you should not be allowed to have such a smokin' hot wife and a law degree.

That is all. Now to go make some tea (cough, cough) I seem to have a tickle in my throat and feeling a bit run down.