Ricky says Hillary's Livin' La Vida Loca!

As someone once said, "you don't prune a dead tree" and when you're getting the endorsement of Puerto Rican native son, Ricky Martin to help you swing the Puerto Rico primary, you've ran out of live branches. Remember, this was the same idiot who shimmied and sang with W at his first inauguration so this kid can pick a winner.

But maybe his support of Hillary was in the cards all the time. I would like to present the chorus from the 1998 smash hit Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin. Now mind you, it's not the creepy caliber of say "Paul is dead" or Dark Side of the Moon/Wizard of Oz , but it'll do on a Thursday night.

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca {translated: uh, she's crazy)

She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca {translated: uh, she's crazy and and quite possibly a sassy "cougar"}

Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha {translated: She's wearing the wrong shade as far as Ricky's concerned and he prefers more cream in his coffee than most if you know what I'm saying}

She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On! {translated: She's overstayed her welcome being batshit crazy}

Livin la vida loca, Come on! {translated: You're living the crazy life, come now you poor woman}

She's livin la vida loca. {translated: You're living the crazy life Hillary}

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel {translated: Campaign funds are running out and accommodations are tight}

She took my heart and she took my money {translated: She has the Gay vote and will accept donations gladly}

she must've slipped me a sleeping pill {translated: She's no Obama when she gives a speech}

She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne {translated: She knows how to work the lobbyists and PACs}

Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same {editors note: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth}

Yeah, she'll make you go insane. {NO TRANSLATION NEEDED}