Christmas tunes giving the gift of depression

Okay, for sheer yule pathos it's hard to deny this little chestnut a place on your mantle of Christmas depression: Judy Garland singing "After the Holidays" on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Watching this force of nature near her booze-soaked end pleading to an imaginary lover who's about to bolt is a bummer on so many levels. The weepy piano tinkling at 1:58 with Judy mock reflecting on Christmases past make this the perfect viewing companion to your fourth straight-up glass of Christmas cheer in an empty room poorly illuminated by a dehydrated tree covered in lights you got at WalMart.


I'm just saying.

CEREBRAL ITCH INVESTIGATION EXCLUSIVE: Super-Villain Magneto runs for President!

Pixar intro gone so, so very wrong

We find this very funny. If you don't...go away.

"Tesla was the electric Jesus"Drunk history with Duncan Trussel

There are creative people and then there are CREATIVE people who employ their friends, a camera, some serious production support and get shitfaced in order to bring history alive. Enjoy

Old Spice commercial montage with Terry Crews

This stuff is genius. The only thing we recommend is that you crank your volume all the way up. It's a little hard to hear the audio on these.

Free iPad e-cards from Cerebral Itch

So instead of shooting up an Apple store because were a trifle bitter about not having our own iPad to play with today, we decided to play with ourselves...wait...um...what we meant is that we designed nine new hilarious e-cards all about the iPad. And for all you iPad haters out there, these cards are decidedly pro-iPad. So take your shitty netbooks and go back to your room and wait for the Chrome tablet or better yet, that Windows thing.

If Saul Bass did the Star Wars Credits

I know it's been around a while, but damn it, it's genius.

Books on paper? feh

Take time to watch this clever presentation about the demise of publishing.



Remember, people of a certain time also thought talkies were going to ruin silent "cinema" and television was going to kill all preceding media. It's all about change and making information more robust. Check it:

Tron Legacy Trailer

Sweet Jesus - this is going to be good.

The best Oscar acceptance speech ever.OSCARS 2010 Original Score Acceptance Speech by Michael Giacchino

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I've been a big fan of this man's work (most notably his work on The Incredibles) and now I am a fan of the man himself. His speech last night was not only one of humility and class, but one that celebrated his parents and most importantly, a child's creative spirit.

You know iTunes sucks when you can't find sweet cuts like this one

Seriously, fire this up and drink in the fact these people have nuclear weapons.

The Cerebral Itch Valentine's Day iPhone app is now on Sale

So we're really getting the hang of this app making thing. So much so, we just launched our latest e-card app for Valentine's Day. There are 28 cards to choose from and divided up amongst two themes: Single & Bitter and In Love & Delusional. Straight or gay, happy or sad you're bound to find a few e-cards that will make this sham of a holiday a bit more enjoyable.

New Holiday e-Cards for 2009 - some of our best

Far be it from us to rest on our laurels; plus, far be it from us to not create some more yuletide hilarity while blasted on a little Christmas cheer.  And don't worry, we're not stopping with polyorchidism-saddled elves, Santa ass-slapping and boobies. Oh no, we're just getting warmed up for the season.

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Interstellar debris could really spruce the place up; I'm just sayin'.

"We got hosed"

The most factual (and hysterical) historical re-enactment of Thanksgiving you're ever going to see; courtesy of our unwitting youth.

Jesus, those pre-colonial crackers were bastards.